Hi! We are throwing a big party on April Fool’s again this year, and we are making a limited PREORDER only run of shirts to commemorate the event! This is a sort of Flash Sale and orders will end Sunday, March 22, at 11:59pm.

All shirts will need to be picked up in person on April 1 between 4 pm and 2 am. You will want to come dance and watch burlesque anyways.

***DOG HAIR NOT INCLUDED***